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gordonshumway: Things Two Different Dudes Said To Me As I Walked the Dog Past The Bus Station: 1)...

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 21:55:53 -0400

Things Two Different Dudes Said To Me As I Walked the Dog Past The Bus Station:

1) “That’s one good lookin’ bitch. Hey, you pretty too.”

2) “That a face only a mother could love. I’m speakin’ about the dog. You fine.”

That was you? I was just kidding about the dog, btw. Bitch was nast.

Fire safety tip #46: Pile a bunch or flamable cardboard boxes in...

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 07:39:25 -0400

Fire safety tip #46: Pile a bunch or flamable cardboard boxes in front of your only escape route. This will make your flaming exit much more exciting.

Oregon parents allowed their 15 month old child to die because they "do not believe" in medicine

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 18:04:20 -0400

Oregon parents allowed their 15 month old child to die because they "do not believe" in medicine:

delgrosso:

penllawen:

Did we really come through the Dark Ages for this?

See, I call this “thinning the herd”.

Except the ones who need to be thinned aren’t the ones who died. I’ll be disappointed if the jury deliberates for more then 5 minutes on this one.

"The base believed that Palin would step in for an ailing McCain and bring about the culmination of..."

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 16:40:26 -0400

“The base believed that Palin would step in for an ailing McCain and bring about the culmination of the Bush Doctrine to transform America into a smoggy Wal Mart parking lot full of ant-covered abandoned snowflake fetuses. They accepted the premise that years of facing Putin’s rearing head up in Alaska had trained Palin in the ways of international politics and a lot of prayer had prepared her to confront domestic issues like ‘conomies and ‘vironments.”

- Something Awful Apologizes for Making Sarah Palin Resign

I need to spend more time reading Something Awful.

Fallow Friday

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 11:32:04 -0400

Fallow Friday

Helpful summer tip: keep some Mason jars filled with cold-brewed...

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 11:14:03 -0400

Helpful summer tip: keep some Mason jars filled with cold-brewed coffee on your fridge at all times. Shit is delicious and tastes different than regular coffee.

If you’re ever wondering what Stephanie and I are doing,...

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 08:38:20 -0400

If you’re ever wondering what Stephanie and I are doing, this is probably pretty close to it.

"A mode is a user-changeable state that influences how a computer reacts to user input. For example,..."

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:39:55 -0400

“A mode is a user-changeable state that influences how a computer reacts to user input. For example, if the Caps Lock key is active, all letters typed by the user appear in upper case. If it is not active, letters appear in lower case. Whether Caps Lock is active or not is not immediately obvious to the user, which often causes people to accidentally activate Caps Lock. This, in turn, causes unexpected results when users start to type.”

- Modes, Quasimodes and the iPhone

This reminds me of something that drives me nuts in Windows: the way you can temporarily turn off caps-lock by holding down the shift key. In theory, this is a great feature. If you are typing a lot of capitalized letters and want to hit just one lower-case letter, you can easily do it by holding down shift.

In practice you rarely need to do this. What happens so much more frequently (to me) is you’ll accidentally have the caps-lock on, go to type a uppercase letter and have it end up lowercase. Thinking you just didn’t hold down the shift key you’ll backspace and try again. Only the second or third time through do you realize that caps lock is on, so you hit the caps lock key. Out of habit, you won’t hold down shift after hitting caps lock, typing yet another string of lowercase letters. Trying not to freak out you take a few deep breaths, lift your hands off the keyboard and carefully turn the fucking caps lock off.

GPOYCT I’m at my great uncle’s house in Wisconsin or...

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:15:14 -0400

GPOYCT

I’m at my great uncle’s house in Wisconsin or something. Chillin’ in the grass. I still like doing this.

In case you had any doubts that Glen Beck is the biggest asshole...

Wed, 01 Jul 2009 19:36:32 -0400

In case you had any doubts that Glen Beck is the biggest asshole on Fox, here’s proof.

Glenn Beck Agrees US Needs Another Al Qaeda Attack To Protect Us From Immigrants? (via bdoernberg)

Ween - Falling Out Off of White Pepper

Wed, 01 Jul 2009 06:16:22 -0400

Ween - Falling Out

Off of White Pepper

WJW Fox 8 Cleveland does a ridiculous story on a bear in a...

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 06:24:14 -0400

WJW Fox 8 Cleveland does a ridiculous story on a bear in a lady’s backyard (via downtownmcs)

ROLL FIZZLEBEEF

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 22:09:08 -0400

ROLL FIZZLEBEEF:

CHET TURDSQUEEZE

MARK NIPSQUIRT

spratt:

The best episode of MST3K ever (Space Mutiny, so just back on outta here with your Manos, Hands of Fate bullshit) features a large blond meathead. Mike et al yell out random nicknames for the character during the movie, all captured in this, the greatest ytmnd ever. A year ago, Jim and I spent an entire afternoon making up our own nicknames, which we just rediscovered…

Ween - Chocolate Town Stephanie loves this song.

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:22:10 -0400

Ween - Chocolate Town

Stephanie loves this song.

How do you find out if a girl really likes you

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:13:19 -0400

How do you find out if a girl really likes you: According to this, Stephanie doesn’t really like me.

Ween - Baby Bitch Off Live in Chicago.

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 09:44:28 -0400

Ween - Baby Bitch

Off Live in Chicago.

My top 10 photos, inspired by Karl Gunnarsson. (well, the idea...

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 17:55:35 -0400

My top 10 photos, inspired by Karl Gunnarsson.

(well, the idea to pick my top ten was inspired by Karl. I don’t believe any of these pictures were inspired by him.)

The final product. Next step is getting a big-ass print to fill...

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 17:31:43 -0400

The final product. Next step is getting a big-ass print to fill that blank space.

Ween - The Argus I’m getting back on my “post one...

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 14:10:29 -0400

Ween - The Argus

I’m getting back on my “post one Ween song a day” theme.

Progress is being made… edit: You probably can’t tell in...

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 14:06:00 -0400

Progress is being made…

edit: You probably can’t tell in this picture, but the two side-walls are installed upside-down. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK