My Text Back and Forth with Obama at 3AM Last Night...
Barack: I’ve chosen Senator Joe Biden to be our VP nominee. Watch the first Obama-Biden rally live at 3pm ET on www.BarackObama.com. Spread the world!
Aziz: Hey man, that’s great. I’m actually asleep, I’ll catch ya tomorrow.
Barack: No man, we gotta party! Come out!
Aziz: That’s all good, I’ll party up tomorrow.
Barack: Quit being a bitch, come out!!!!
Aziz: I’m good man.
Barack: BIden said you are a pussy.
Aziz: I’m pretty beat man, tell Joe congrats.
Barack: Come on playerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Shawties got dem apple botttom jeaannns, and da booots wit da furrrrrrrrrs….
(After 4 minutes of no response)
Biden: WAKE
Biden: YO
Biden: ASS
Biden: UPPPPPPPPPPPP
Biden: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Aziz: Fuck! Okay! Where you guys at?
Barack: Shit. Bar closed up. We heading to get food now. Brunch/Death Race tomorrow?
Aziz: Sure.
