“To keep cutting nails from being a big problem i recommend touching his feet a lot when he is in his happy place and basically roughing him up so he gets used to being poked and prodded. this is what i call my "sexual harassment" time with my cat.”—my sister, giving advice on trimming your cat’s nails.
“The idea of fasting, renouncing something, giving up your Starbucks latte so you can send money to Haiti — you can’t simply look down your nose at it without rejecting a lot of other ideas about self-sacrifice," he said.”—
Perfect. Catholic writer equates beating yourself with a belt for no good reason to sending money to disaster victims. <thumbsdown> <fartnoise>